Why on Earth do our parents expect us infants to eat this disgusting tasting "food" they call rice cereal? Why!? Have you tried it...?? You can tell I'm the third kid, as Mumma didn't give my brothers any food until they were at least 6 months old.
I'm curious, why don't they just start off with a nice serving of Grandmas jello salad? ...well, actually my Mumma did! She gave just a taste to Great Grandma Bates' ribbon jello salad and I was hooked! Yummo! And now she thinks I'm going to eat rice cereal? Okay, beggars can't be choosers so I will eat the stuff, but the good stuff better follow right behind this paste they call food!










